2009-11-12

冠英歌颂中共,巫统肚懒很大


中华人民共和国伟大领袖胡锦涛同志到访马来西亚,与中国血脉相连血浓于水的马来西亚华商资本家们普天同庆,循例都要恭贺中国强大歌颂主席伟大一番,但都不及我党最尊贵秘书长民主之王林冠英首长的美言来得意义重大。

有史以来最受欢迎首长林冠英为表达他对锦涛同志来访的爱戴和对中国崛起的喜悦,特别在锦涛同志莅临马来西亚那天亲自执笔在《星洲日报》写下洋洋洒洒惊世骇俗感人肺腑巨作一篇《胡锦涛与转型的中国》,让伟大主席锦涛同志备感温馨感动,更让广大的大马华社及千千万万的火箭粉丝无比光荣无比鼓舞。

我党最尊贵秘书长林冠英以满腔的敬佩满腔的赞叹如此写道,“中国去年成功举办有史以来最引人入胜的奥运会,她的体育实力、浩大高超的三峡水坝工程技术、1142公里长的世界最高铁路、太空探索等等,若与她2.3兆美元外匯储备及经济成就比较起来,全都变得微不足道。”

这一切伟大的政绩这一切惊人的成就,我党最尊贵秘书长林冠英肯定的说,那是因为“中国很幸运在其历史关键时刻拥有迎合时代的领导人,他们有创造力、有智慧,更重要是廉正,就像邓小平、江泽民、朱鎔基及胡锦涛。”

巫统看到我党最尊贵秘书长林冠英的这些肺腑之言,一定肚懒很大——为什么一党独大、箝制言论自由、压缩公民权利、推崇种族政治、贪污腐败的巫统,要永远被林冠英大骂霸道、腐败、无耻、专横;而一党专制独裁、封锁言论媒体自由、残害异议分子、打压公民权利、推崇密室寡头政治、贪腐横流的中华人民共和国,比巫统还要罪大恶极丑陋百倍千倍的中国共产党,其领袖却可以得到林冠英“有创造力、有智慧、廉正”如此高尚的赞扬如此美妙的歌颂?

马哈迪看到我党最尊贵秘书长林冠英赞扬“具有创造力、智慧及廉正的领导人如邓小平”这样的由衷之言,一定肚懒更大——为什么发动1987年茅草行动、逮捕异议分子、打压媒体自主、分裂族群关系的马哈迪,永远要被林冠英大骂霸权、独裁、种族主义;而发动1989年天安门武力镇压、残害压迫民主运动人士、摧毁言论和新闻自由的邓小平,却可以得到林冠英“有创造力、智慧及廉正” 如此高尚的赞扬如此美妙的歌颂?

纳吉看到我党最尊贵秘书长林冠英赞扬“胡锦涛追求均衡的发展,打造和谐社会”,一定肚懒最大——为什么依然一党独大、箝制言论自由、压缩公民权利、推崇种族政治、贪污腐败的纳吉治下的巫统,依然被林冠英大骂;而依然一党专制独裁、封锁言论媒体自由、残害异议分子、打压公民权利、推崇密室寡头政治、贪腐横流的中华人民共和国,比纳吉还要罪大恶极的锦涛同志,却可以得到林冠英“追求均衡的发展,打造和谐社会”如此高尚的赞扬如此美妙的歌颂?
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本人大力关刀最厉害的地方就是有先见之明,在挥笔大书本篇大作时就已经预测到千千万万的火箭粉丝一定准备了十万把机关枪对准本人大力关刀全面扫射,他们一定想义正词严正义凛然的说:“那是中国的问题,林冠英身为槟州首长,不应该干预他国事务,那是不礼貌的!”

他们还可能说,林冠英在文章的最后也不是写道:“中国迈向经济巔峰之路,依然荆棘满途,因为中国仍面对许多民主、人权、和平意图、环境恶劣、卫生、法治及贪污的问题。”证明林冠英也同样关注中国的民主与人权问题嘛!

本人大力关刀更厉害的地方是提出白痴问题,针对以上质问,本人大力关刀决定也用白痴问题来反击——民主行动党和尊贵的秘书长不是常常说民主人权自由平等是普世价值吗?难道只有马来西亚人应该享有民主人权自由平等,而中国人不需要?为什么更专制独裁的中国共产党,林冠英只有歌颂没有谴责?为什么比中国共产党还好一点点的巫统,林冠英却只有谴责没有歌颂?林冠英对民主选举、法治、言论自由、公民权利、六四事件的立场到底是什么?

至于林冠英最后那一段话,如果火箭粉丝们认为它可以掩盖林冠英对中国共产党的歌颂;那么马华和民政党那些空口大谈民主人权的文告,同样可以掩盖她们在执政上的无能咯?

如果林冠英觉得尴尬如果火箭粉丝觉得很难回答本人大力关刀的白痴问题,其实不必难堪不必脸红不必狡辩,起来起来,千千万万的火箭粉丝和中国共产党党员们,起来起来,一起高声歌颂我党尊贵秘书长我国伟大领袖,起来起来,一起rap一段经过本人大力关刀用心改良的周杰伦《双截棍》chorus部分:

歌颂锦涛同志,哼哼哈兮!巫统肚懒很大,哼哼哈兮!歌颂锦涛同志,哼哼哈兮!火箭kawan中共,领袖万岁!

13 条评论:

雪山锺某 说...

大力兄,你終于隨著胡锦涛而出現了!不知大力兄是否有同感,貴黨有史以来最受欢迎首长林冠英沒有這方面的知識,而其文章是由他辦公室里的高智慧特別助理手稿的?

坦白說,貴黨的民主這兩個字在林氏王朝統領之下應該改為獨裁才為適合。

獨裁行動黨,將會是民主行動黨前進的絆腳石!!!至于獨裁者歌頌獨裁者,一點都沒有錯喔!

fabianong 说...

1987 与 1989 - 已是过去啦,但是我也没忘记!首先,1987年是大马种族耻辱,以大欺弱,少数民族语言文化面对被消灭,民声变无理欺压-这是基本民权!我不谈华文与英文报章在当时被逼关闭与行政司法参入政治课题等等!!大力关刀何必那麽肚懒呢?--这个与中国是有分别的啊--下来,1989年是中国在面对国家分裂,政体瓦解与外在尤其是西方“伪政 客”鼓动以推翻中国政府等等危机,因此发生“天安们事件”各位,不要忘记就在当时发生苏联与东欧政体暴力倒台啊!!我们华夏几百年来,祖先在大陆或来南洋所受的苦,难到不够吗?马来西亚华人是伟大的,因为我重视民族的根! 别像新加玻李光耀的思想,崇洋的结果是叫美国压制中国。所以,大力关刀何必那麽肚懒呢

Alex Tiong 说...

您覺得大力批評或歌頌,哪一樣比較能招來
中共的投資呢?

您覺得大力批評或歌頌,哪一樣比較能讓娜雞
應允中央發出更多撥款給檳州呢?

中央撥款縮編,再沒外來巨型投資,檳州發展
要何以為繼?

聰明如雪山鈡某,大力関刀,還望能好好教教小弟我如何能不為三斗米折腰啊...

林韋地 说...

版主這篇寫得很好。

匿名 说...

民主行动党好不容易出来个“骂党者”,使劲骂啊!

如果有天不爽,学学贵党那个残废女青蛙,跳来我党吧。

匿名 说...

论拍马屁和胡说八道远远追不上太监党那班阉贼啊!

雪山锺某 说...

太监党好啊!好過你這位匿名雙性人啊!

匿名 说...

写的好,中共恶党真的变好了吗?不是的,自99年到今天, 它们在暗地里迫害成千上万的法轮功学员。学员们只是去病健身,以真善忍法理做个好人。 中共恶党也不让,谎言一大堆欺骗大众,很多人也相信了,如什么美国支持的。 就算是, 也不能无辜迫害,活摘器官,残杀人民啊,中共恶党真是一大堆歪论。

Freddie 说...

哇唠,大力関刀,好劲。

你竟然对自己的政党开如此重炮。

在下甘拜下风。

匿名 说...

During Pak Lah's time, those were the good old stories about personalities like Patrick Lim, also more famously known as Patrick Badawi, who was said to have direct access to Pak Lah due to close connection to the son and the son-in-law.

Now have a new Prime Minister, the son of Tun Razak, Datuk Seri Mohd Najib. Together with Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor, our new PM lead by example, a capable leader who enjoys the pleasure of a harmonious family, flanked by a capable First Lady who is also shares the husband’s commitment to reform the government, buang yang keruh ambil yang jernih…


In the era of Najib, the market sees the emergence of new players, actually old players being given new lease of life. Douglas Cheng and Desmond Lim, both Datuk, were said to be enjoying the patronage of the First Lady so much, their arms now reach into the deepest pocket of government’s coffer.

Desmond Lim is no newbie in corporate world, famously linked to many stories about flying incumbent Transport Minister in his private jet to South Korea on Dec 2008 to check on baggage handling system, an overseas trip which was without the Cabinet’s approval. Of course, Desmond, knowing the game very well given his previous experience of working so closely with Patrick Lim, must now so expert in the game of pleasing top bosses in the government.

Desmond surely knows where to sew his seeds as he is now in best position to be awarded the baggage handling contract. In addition to that, the Minister has also agreed to award Desmond the purchase of 38 unit of EMU via Direct Nego.

Nonetheless, like the old saying, behind a successful man, there is always a woman. So easily we can imagine that behind a successful man like Najib, Kak Ros would be the loyal woman.

But who should take full credit of playing the person behind the woman behind the successful man? This question has a two-word answer – Cindy Lim.

Datin Cindy Lim. As the wife of Desmond, Cindy has a unique gift millions of Malaysian women don’t have – make best friend with the First Ladies. You name it and Cindy knows them by her smooth fingers, the late Kak Endon, Toh Puan Jeanne Abdullah and now, Kak RM.

Some lady has all the luck, so that the husband can get insanely rich from government contracts. Government’s NKRA should also mention Cindy’s persistent and consistent achievements.

But the biggest KPI score surely must go to Desmond, he was very focus in his effort and deliverables, i.e private jetting the Minister, Direct Nego-ing disregard of PM’s disapproval, landing government contracts almost at will.


With Cindy’s close association with Kak RM, Desmond was able to make the most of it and continue to enjoy the windfall, knowing full well that whenever someone in the government is trying to block him or his bid was not qualify enough, Cindy will quickly do the ground work using her friendship with Kak RM and get things through.

What become clearer is that Kak RM is becoming the Achilles Hill that might need urgent operation, just like the one in Transport Minister’s leg that was being operated.

Also, Kak RM might want to take notice on the circulating stories about how Douglas Cheng is fast becoming the blue-eye boy of Kak RM. Of course, what’s wrong with being the blue-eye boy anyway? Except that link between Douglas and his gambling business!

Is this going to be the footnote of the legacy of Najib being the PM of reform, a leader committed to serve all races and fighting to save BN, while his own BN (Bini Najib) is being associated with business tycoons who are slinging dirt all around the public administration and grabbing all the sweet apples in government coffer via illegitimate channels?

Saw Tan Melaka 说...
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匿名 说...

你根本就是马华的走狗吧?别再这里瞎闹了,王八蛋

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